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September 07, 2006

This ain't CNN.

I haven't watched the evening news since I was a teenager.  Once out of my parent's house, I never watched it again.

Soon came CNN, so if and when you want news, it's always on.  That seemed to work.

After the election of George Bush and then 9/11, I turned off the news and didn't watch any news for a very long time.  Enter Katie Couric.  Maybe I should watch the evening news, I thought to myself.  I like Katie, so why not?

It's pretty difficult to get home in time to watch news at 6:30, but I've caught some significant chunks this week.  And, uh, it's supposed to be a news show, right?  Yesterday, I saw a fat segment on a blind kid... clearly, this is not news.  I don't get it.  The other really annoying thing is being directed to the website after every segment.  How about you ditch the kid and just tell me more now - you know, on this show I'm watching.

Obviously, websites are good, but just mention it once, or better yet, run it at the bottom of the screen.  Don't waste time telling me about it again and again.  Then again, if some kid - cool though he be - is the best NEWS you've got to offer, perhaps it ultimately doesn't matter, 'cause I won't be watching anyway.  I mean, seriously, who wants to spend time on this fluff when there is serious news going on all over the U.S. and the world?

What's driving me crazy lately is the fact that if you have no interest in celebrity news there is NOTHING on between 7 and 8, which is about when I'm sitting down to watch television.  I would watch an evening newscast IF it was actually a newscast AND it was on at 7 or 7:30.  In fact, I would be THRILLED that there was something to watch right before primetime.

I'm sure that celebrity gossip shows are quite popular - that must be why every station has one, but surely there's an opportunity for some counter-programming here?  Hell, just buy the right to re-air the BBC newscast, they do it better anyway.

December 28, 2005

Some people say I done all right for a girl.

I'm thinking about getting a Vespa.

Now, it's important to remember that the brain gerbils like to run, and they are constantly searching for new things to run on, and they often run for quite a while on topics that ultimately have no consequence.  For example, in my senior year of undergrad, I fully explored going to a variety of universities for a master's degree in economics.  I took the GRE, I got brochures, I spoke to schools.  I even looked into the Peace Corps and the JET program to go teach English in Japan.  All so that I could ultimately graduate undergrad and get a job as an accounts payable clerk for the Boca Raton News and spend a few more years floating around with no idea what I wanted to do.  I took more Japanese (no, I still can't speak it), I took a film appreciation class, I joined a movie club...  and my path to film school and the La La began.

But all that gerbil activity on grad schools for economics was ultimately for Naught Much.

So, the Vespa...

Here's the thing.  My '94 Toyota Corolla has like 175,000+ miles on it.  The air conditioning is dead, with a $1,000 price tag to fix it.  The engine needs an overhaul for $1,500/$2,000, and there's No Way I'm passing emissions in August after barely making it last time, and only after 20 minutes of high-speed driving on the highway to clear it out or something.  And I'm not sure if the overhaul would fix the emissions problem, or if that's a separate (read: more $$$) issue.

So, new car in 2006.  Except, I can't afford a *new* car.  And more than the fact that I like to eat and the thought of a car payment - ANY car payment - makes me sick to my stomach, I just flat out don't want to buy one.  I have to get into something for under $10,000 - significantly and fully (read: after taxes and fees) under - and next thing you know I'm looking at used Fords and I just want to puke.  Plus, the whole MegaDrag of looking, and test driving, and financing a used car.  Best option is a older, used Toyota - like I did last time - but I'm looking at Corolla's just like mine only newer with like 80,000+ miles, and I'm just thinking, MAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT.  On an old, used, boring, same flipping thing I already have, except with payments.  Plus, they're hard to find.

Still, the older Toyota is an option.  It's out there.

But... Suddenly, Scooters.

Vespa.  Say it with me, V-V-V-Vespa.

CUTE.  NEW for, I believe, way under $10,000.  LOW gas mileage.  Metro Suave.  Can you say, easy parking?  Can you say, driving between the traffic?  I'm dreading the return of half the Los Angeles population next week more than I can explain with words.

On the other hand...

Really?  Do I really think I could handle having a scooter as my only transportation?

Now we're talking:  Rain.  Heat.  Helmet.

Good thing I'm working the long, straight hair right now.

Questions:  Vespa on the highway?  Skirts and shoes in seat, change when you get there?  Theft of scooter?  How does one get a motorcycle license?  Are road trips possible/realistic?

Not to mention, I would really prefer not to be maimed or killed in a horrible accident with some asshat's SUV.  And I would need a motorcycle jacket.  That I would always have to put on, even in 100 degree weather.  Do they make motorcycle pants, too?  Hm.

I would have to learn how to maintain it.  I know that bikes require more responsibility from their owners.  Actually, that would be cool.  I like the idea of understanding what I'm driving.

But, no trunk.  No major shopping without assistance (admittedly, this might be a good thing).  Limits on what you can bring to a party.  Someone would have to help me get my Christmas tree next year.  I wouldn't be able to take friends to the airport, and yes, I consider that a negative.

And yet... I'm still thinking about it.  I thought about it yesterday, and I drove to work still thinking about it.  Enough to print out the DMV Motorcycle Handbook and to think about at least going in and finding out if you can just hop on one and try it out.  Not sure how that works, but I'm sure the people at Vespa are experts.  Maybe I would hop on and hate it.  Maybe I would love it.  I honestly have no idea.

But here's what's really got me thinking.  The car's probably good until the emissions test in August.  I think it will hang in there.  So potentially, I could buy the Vespa (tax return down, finance the rest with a hopefully low, low payment), and then have both through the summer and see how it goes.  If it turns out to be completely unrealistic, I could sell the Vespa and let the auto industry stick a crap-ass interest rate and overpriced car up my ass.

But if I love it...  If I love it...

I think I might love it.

V-V-V-Vespa...

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December 01, 2005

They knew forever was the only thing good enough.

I've had an idea.

Well, to be honest, about a million a day, but one thing the brain gerbils run on regularly is how people become directors.  And specifically, how people get their first chance to direct an episode of television.

The most common path into television directing after already being a feature director is to be someone affiliated with a long-running show for a long time.  Actors.  Writers.  Editors.  Directors of Photography.  Camera Ops.  Assistant Directors.

And there's the rub.  I don't have any money, and I don't have any seriously powerful connections, and there's the assistant directing option, floating out there.  In fact, the feeling I get when researching the DGA Training Program for assistant directors is that becoming AD is what I'm supposed to do, even as a volume of lip service is paid to the fact that becoming an AD is absolutely not a direct line to directing.  The message clearly seems to be that if you are not rich or connected, then you would be wise and lucky to spend a decade or so assistant directing on the slim hope that maybe, just maybe, someday you might be able to make the jump.

Don't get me wrong.  It's an important program, and I'm glad it's there.  And I'm a good assistant director with no qualms about starting at the bottom and only a few qualms about taking the uberlong road if that's what it's going to take.  It would get me on set.  And last month I realized that if there's anything, possibly anything, more important to me than becoming a director, it is simply being on set.  Working in production.  That is a truth that I cannot deny.

It's like this guy, who spoke out against Bill Cosby and said that it wasn't fair that poor people are expected to be more fiscally responsible than rich people.  Well, I mean, DUH.  Welcome to the real world.  Are you going to stomp your feet and cry, or are you going to take whatever positive actions you can to make your world change?

So no matter who I could be if I had money or if I had connections, I simply don't.  So my path is harder and significantly longer.  Welcome to the real world.

How bad do you want it?  I think the answer to that is clear.

But here's the thing.  There's my current reality and how I choose to navigate it at any point.  And then there's me trying to think of how things could change.  My journey in L.A. has been very much about organizations and programs.  My opportunities have come from Women in Film for the most part, and from that also the generosity of individuals who have been willing to share their time or open their set to me.  And television, along with most of the industry, does have a tradition of mentorship to a certain extent.  It is a craft-driven industry.

But how do you encourage television productions to hire a first time director like me?

The problem is, I have a reel with a few shorts, and a commercial, and I have some shadowing experiences, but they don't know me from Adam, and they have A LOT on the line every single week.  And as much as every show hires directors they think are weak, they are at least hiring a known quantity.  If I could extensively shadow a show that might actually hire me, I might get in, but the dayjob makes that impossible.  If I could write something and attach myself, I might get in, but the dayjob makes that near impossible. 

How do you help aspiring directors with no money and no connections?  And not just with the type of opportunities I've found so far, as valuable and important as they are.  How do you take the next step and get them IN?

I'VE HAD AN IDEA.

I was thinking about how at my dayjob our established supervising sound editors sometimes supervise an up-and-coming supervisor on a show.  The up-and-coming supervisor gets the credit, and they are accepted by the client because the established supervisor oversees the show.  The client also saves a lot of money.

And I've been thinking a lot about the DGA, and how they figure in.  On one hand, their primary function is to serve their members, and their members are not served by an influx of new directors.  Hence all the eggs in the assistant directing basket.  On the other hand, they are in the strongest position to drive programs to cultivate new directors, and I believe that the film and television industry can only be served and improved by the increase in competition, which, in turn, serves the DGA and its members.  At least, the ones who don't suck.

So, the brain gerbils have been spinning, spinning and today, here's what I've got.

What if the DGA sponsored a completely voluntary program to encourage the hiring of first time directors on television shows?  An apprentice program.  Aspiring directors would be eligible for their first five episodes and they would have to find a willing television director to apprentice them.  The potential exists for some sort of application process, or perhaps a mentorship program similar to the one at Women in Film as a first tier to connecting aspiring directors and established directors.

The encouragement to the television production would be this.  The established director would take DGA scale for the episode (I believe this would be a savings on at least some shows) and either no or a new credit.  "Mentor Director" or some such.  They would be there everyday in a mentor capacity.  They would have the power to step in at their or the producer's discretion.  The apprentice director would direct the episode and would receive no pay for the episode and would receive directing credit for the episode.

The benefit to the established director, beyond the recognized personal value of mentoring a newcomer, could potentially be entrance into a new production with new connections if the mentee ended up connecting with a particular production for the opportunity and then bringing the mentor into a show they might not normally direct.  And you know what, it would be fun, too.  There's something to be said for that, really.  Good energy.

Even without setting up an application process or a mentorship program, the DGA could simply create this as a contract option.  They would also have to create a way to deal with aspiring directors who have perhaps done this a couple times, but made no money to join the guild with.  The payment of guild dues would still have to occur when one gets their first paid job.

And yes, this would benefit anyone who could make a connection with a director and find a production to do it.  And be able to spend fourish weeks not being paid for a clearly fabulous opportunity.  The fact is, it's hard for just about everyone on every level to get in, and this initiative would be about facilitating and encouraging opportunities for whoever could find a way to work it.

Is it a good, viable idea?  I'm not really sure.  Would established directors do it?  Would productions be open to it?  I'm honestly not knowledgeable enough about all the inner workings to know.  Basically, it's the first idea I've had that doesn't obviously suck (at least to me), so there it is.  Personally, I sense that the DGA isn't really interested in reaching out and finding new directors and really helping them.  I mean, the ABC/DGA program is fabulous (albeit somewhat mysterious), but it isn't enough, and I think it's driven firstly by ABC.  And perhaps that makes sense, because the networks and the shows are the ones who directly benefit from new blood and increased competition.  So perhaps if they got behind an idea like this, it would motivate some established directors to lay it on the line for a new person.

You know, I believe in competition and opportunity.  I want to find ways to reach into the masses and pull out talent that this industry currently shuts out.  I mean, there's paying dues and then there's just waste.  I want to find ways to help even one new person a year, you know?  Crack that door and see if we can start a wave.

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